Jack: I would like a pet. Would you like a pet?
Me: I dunno
Jack: I'd like to pet a deer. And I'd like to have a deer as a pet. And then we could put it on a leash, but one that would come back automatically. He wouldn't even know he was on a leash but he'd never run away. Then he'd like us more......and he wouldn't hit us with his horns. What do deers eat?
Me: Hmmm....I don't know. What do YOU think they eat?
Jack: Cats.
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